by MileHighHeaux July 13, 2018
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Get the monkey to the other side mug.The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".
When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.
by Munnling November 27, 2006
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by quailty controll 4 July 14, 2006
Get the one star monkey mug.A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
by Renholder October 18, 2011
Get the Bar Mitzvah Monkey mug.1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.
2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.
3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.
3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*
woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
by gazingupwards May 2, 2008
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