Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.

The epitome of weak. A girl who will follow you around like a lost puppy dog. A major whore that has nothing better to do rather than to be a try-hard. JMZ for short.

Girl 1; Did you see that girl following her friend around?

Girl 2; You mean like an JMZ?

Girl 1; Yeah.. that bitch is definitely a Jolynn Marie Zimmerman.

Girl 1 && Girl 2;; LOL. Weak ass bitch.

by Random bitch c; December 29, 2011

zimbobwa

a imaginaray place, thought up by a stupid person, or a trailer park.

I am the queen of Zimbobwa.

by jessyca August 11, 2004

Zimmerman Blumpkin

To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.

Dude - What did you do last night?

Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"

Dude- Nice

by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008

zimzam

when after gay sex you have a cum sword fight

that was such a fun zimzam

by Gray27 November 10, 2019

igby zimmerman

a nimrod who wants to be jewish whom is overly obsessed with sarita(BFF). this little number also enjoys masterbating to disney porn and singing along to the wiggles. she also HAD A CRACKER FOR LUNCH...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

igby-"hey!...i had a cracker for lunch"
sarita-"....AAHHHHHH!!!!"

by sarita February 10, 2005

zimpick

The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine.

"Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpick !"

by Shelly April 3, 2005

Zimmerman bait

Items such as skittles and Arizona tea, used to lure in potential suspect and shady neighborhood watchmen like George Zimmerman

"Man I'm craving some skittles and Arizona tea right now bro"

"Easy now man.....Zimmerman bait is dangerous for young African males like yourself"

by smitysubaru January 29, 2015