by koolterrorist May 11, 2023

by das bouk! July 31, 2021

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

A person who is so absolutely horrible that no profanity will do, resulting in you using obscure and random insults.
“Don’t look at me like that you infantile, yogurt licking imp!”
“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”
“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”
by FunnyDollar January 23, 2021

Ejaculation of semen
by pentozali December 28, 2013

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.
Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"
Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."
Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.
Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."
Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.
by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r May 10, 2016

When you mix diary-based beverages (milk, bailey's, etc.) with highly acidic ingredients (lime juice, sloe gin, etc.) and the resulting mixture coagulates into a yogurt consistency. Also commonly known as the cement mixer effect.
"Today we're gonna create a shooter that may, if you use the right sloe gin, give you a yogurt effect"
by TangyBBQ May 1, 2025
