Warner

A handsome rich man who is liked by everyone around him. And anybody who doesn’t like him is an asshole

Friend A: Hey, do you know how awesome Warner is?
Nyleese: No, because I’m an asshole

by Not Warner Sanchez November 30, 2019

Anthony Weiner's Weiner

Sent via Twitter to a college girl. Weiner couldn't say with certitude if it was his own weiner, but after a week or so admitted to sending the picture. Weiner is currently a Democratic Congressman, and the recipient of much envy due to his size below the belt.

Have you seen Anthony Weiner's weiner in that picture? I'm kinda jealous.

by Devin Conway December 4, 2011

Weiner

a moderate sized penis

oooooooohhhh, I wish I could touch oscar mayer's weiner

by jeeenie October 2, 2005

weiner dog

a big and very LONG weiner dog that will be stuffed into girlfriend's closet one day when boyfriend gets the money to buy one for her

Edward: Guess what? ;D
Marianne: What? :)
*weiner dog jumps out of backpack*
Marianne: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A CUTE LONG PUPPAY!!! XD
*marianne hugs weiner dog and takes it home and closes the door*
Edward: Hey don't I get a hug? T.T

by Edward who LOVES Marianne XP May 8, 2006

Weiner

To send a picture message photo of your penis to someone from your cell phone.

I think I'll weiner my girlfriend." Also Wienered. "That Congressman just weinered me.

by RvrMan June 16, 2011

small weiner

the tool between a young mans legs inwhich is very very "tiny" that you cannot see it...with a magnifying glass

"Dan...where is your small weiner?"

by roxanne January 5, 2004

Weener Cake

A weener made of cake. Commonly found on the greeting table at a birthday party (for two), sometimes found in the closets of strong hardbodied construction workers. Also used as a great insult.

Person 1: Help me, I'm dying.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself weener cake, can't you see my stomach needs waxing.

by Syd Doyon April 21, 2008