Sand Weenie

A person whos dick belongs on the botton of the ocean

Nerd: I just got my knight elf to lvl 85 in WoW!!!

Reg Guy: Just grab ur sand weenie and go home...

Nerd: N00B

by zman1396 September 22, 2011

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

Weenie

An extremely insecure person who most likely licks they balls in spare time. This person cares excessively about everything around them and tries hard for approval. He or she acts cool on the outside (or tries to) but in reality they are a true pussy at heart. A weenie needs to have a bestest friend and can never do things on his or her own. He or she has the tendency to be wrong or unjust all the time.

Look at that weenie-- he shits himself on the bench because he is afraid coach is gonna put him in.

You are such a weenie..two weeks ago you said you hated rap music, and now you like it? Get a life (and live it on your own)

by doeboyfresh1212 January 22, 2009

Ween

Short for weiner; a large, erect member; male sexual reproductive organ; genitalia

Golly, Mr. Boone, you have a large ween. I can see it right through your long johns.

by JacK-pot February 5, 2010

big green weenie

yodas cock. its green after all, isn't it?

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.

by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019

green weenie

figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.

Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."

by AggieJAG May 13, 2006

ween bag

Some gayfag who no one likes.
used instead of saying 'dick bag'

That kid is such a ween bag!

by Lauren Denight July 24, 2008