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New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
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i_wear_hoodie_to_wedding

meme page admin who built their page around wearing non formal attire, “hoodie”, to a formal wedding ceremony.
hey bro did you see that new i_wear_hoodie_to_wedding post?! it’s totally rad!
by black air force hater September 3, 2021
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Coolest Outfit for Weddings

An embroidered kurta paired with Sin Denims will make you standout. It is definitely the coolest, sexiest and the most comfortable outfit option for the wedding season.
Let me search for the coolest outfit for weddings
by Sin Denim November 24, 2021
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Selling a wedding video

Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Coffee on a wedding day

Don't drink coffee on a wedding day! You know what they say, spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress
Hey Phoebe are you drinking coffee right now? We have a wedding to go to! You know what they say - don't drink coffee on a wedding day. Spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress!
by Em-ma July 15, 2023
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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Rowan county wedding

Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest
Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding
by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024
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