Weaponized 4

In the game of cribbage, when a player leads with a 4, it is described as "weaponized", since there is no card in the deck which can be played that when added to 4 can total 15.

I lead with a Weaponized 4; you have been weaponized.

by Adamxii October 17, 2020

flesh weapon

The male penis, genitalia, package, tool, wood, pecker, package, man meat, etc.

We were having a good roll in the sheets, then I came in from the flank and hit her hard with the flesh weapon... It was great!

by Judd B. Brown December 21, 2008

Weaponized incompetence

Something your dad accuses you of when he has to go get off his ass and do something for once in his goddamn life that someone else is not good at

Person 1: Can you make noodles? Last time I tried I burned myself.
Person 2: Goddman. Weaponized Incompetence
Person 1: ok bud

by raccoonthemobboss May 9, 2024

Weaponize

We are not mutually weaponizing things.

Hym "You're only using the word 'weaponize' because I used the word 'weaponize.' And you are doing it to minimize the significance of what's happening to me and prevent me from minimizing the effect that it has on my life. I'm getting my shit taken from me. You want that to happen. So you are lying blatantly and co-opting my rhetoric. And FUCK YOUR KIDS BITCH. Their innocence does not determine whether or not they pay the price for WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO

👉ME👈 I DO. I know you all struggle with not deluding yourselves but don't delude yourselves into believing that you aren't doing what pay for this."

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

Weapon Of Lone Destruction

A gun.

I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.

by ThreeDigitIQ March 12, 2011

Assault Weapons Ban

And then when your kids keep getting murder BECAUSE AN ONLY BECAUSE you are a piece of shit... You will need a hunting weapons ban. And when it happens AGAIN you'll need a pistol ban. Shit like this is the reason your kids get murdered and you deserve it everything it happens.

Hym "Ain't no assault weapons ban going to save your kids from people doing shit like this and YOUR KIDS WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES WHO PAY THE PRICE. YOU not being a piece of shit and YOU allowing people to do ahit like this to me is WHY I AM GOING TO MURDER AS MANY KIDS AS I CAN. I'M not the piece of shit. I'm the creator of A.I. stalking and harassment for years guy. I have a right to a gun AND I have a right to punish you for what you're doing here and IF YOU DON'T ENSURE THAT THE RIGHT PEOPLE ARE PUNISHED, I WILL ENSURE THAT THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024