Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.

1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!

by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016

baty wash

A Jamaican term for eating the booty like groceries nigga!

I gave de big baty sketal baty wash and she sucked me dry

by Podidnfj August 20, 2016

Power-wash

To power-wash is the act of ejaculating a gratuitous load of semen all over a recipient's body, starting with the face and working downward all the way to the feet, purifying them of their uncleanly ways and asserting dominance.

I worked that pussy hard and power-washed that bitch clean. She was drowning in jizz.

by Rodarkk December 26, 2016

Washing Squash

The act of giving a hand job, either to ones self or to another, for pleasure.

"Where is Bobby?" "I don't know, I think he's in his bedroom washing squash."

by RogerMoore'sUncle January 6, 2017

tounge wash

You or your partner will and a little bit more to licking your asshole

Bruh, Me and this chick were doing it and I "tounge washed " her real good.

by RonaldMcTrump January 20, 2017

Wish Wash

When you break even on something, or when two opposite things cancel out.

You've lost a dollar because you were misbehaving in a grocery store, but when we went to the mall, you surprised me with your excellent behavior, so I'll give you a dollar for that. Don't bother touching your money paper, because it's a wish wash.

by Qwickable May 9, 2021

self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011