Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

Rapid Global Warming

A false statement that describes Earth rapidly heating up because of human activity .
However, science has proven this wrong. Because the earth is not heating up rapidly , but slowly . Like, life will not go on after 10,000 years.

News: Earth is dying due to rapid global warming and racism!
Me: One, Earth is heating slowly, and two, get help.
Rapid global warming

by Broken knife June 13, 2022

Rapid Global Warming

1.The nonexistent problem that is supposedly caused by human beings, where carbon dioxide is in the air due to the burning of fossil fuels that is very unlikely to happen. Scientists think that the earth will be uninhabitable by 2300 , which is very false . The earth heats slowly, assholes.

2. To rapidly morb.

3.A theory.

1.Rapid Global Warming is supposedly destroying our economy.

2.He has rapidly global warmed his own enemies by sucking the blood out of them.

3.The rapid global warming is just life.

by Broken knife June 14, 2022

Henderson Hand Warmer

On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.

Sarah just gave Steed a Henderson Hand Warmer!

by Havenoshame June 22, 2022

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Abhimanyu venugopal Warrier

Reetest reet

Hey look it’s Abhimanyu Venugopal Warrier the Reetest of all reets

by nikvob May 1, 2023

Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.

I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers

by Cheeky T September 3, 2023