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Tuan Van

Is a great and Charismatic.
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Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".
Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
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K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.
Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!
by Scott Tocker April 2, 2020
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Pussy Van

A older Dodge Caravan That Very over weight people drive or Karen’s
Look it’s a Pussy Van
by Fatbittch shit June 7, 2020
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Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020
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Van Vy

A girl who loves to smile, hot and attractive. She likes hot and funny guys so if your trying to flirt with her, be funny. She got banged with her best friend. Van Vy has a big ass.
A: She's so hot.
B: Yeah, i wish i had a girlfriend like Van Vy.
A: She's coming this way, act cool.
Van Vy: Hey.
B: *falls*
Van Vy: Laughs.
by Babylovely3931 August 10, 2012
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Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.
Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.
by lilmates May 15, 2023
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