Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020

Tonedeaf

Someone who is so unmusical that they do not hear notes correctly, some of these people might think mainstream music is unironically good.

Steven: Hey i like this song!
James: you absolute cuck, are you tonedeaf despacito is NOT good

by Serriera June 3, 2018

tone

a viet guy who is admired by fobs

tone will squat on a seat, while the fobs in front of him drool over his crotch

by reza_asian_chick August 5, 2003

twone

A phrase that silences participants of a heated or comedic conversation. A joke, line, noise, or story that may have potential to be funny but fails due to its poor delivery or inappropriateness in the given situation. It is unwise to try and defend your statement after it has been "twoned".

A twone is haulted by the trademark phrase, "That was a twone." One may also smirk in disgust or disappointment.

Other variations of the twone: Austy, Jake.

E: You gotta do what you gotta do
G: THAT WAS A TWONE.

by hayleyfell July 20, 2008

Dial tone

Crazy, fantastic, as in "off the hook".

Get over here bro, this party is straight dial tone.

by jimmdogg August 17, 2010

moist tone

A song or piece of music thought by its creator to be the archetypal romance tool, ergo, making its female listeners' vaginas wet. Similar to the infamous 'brown tone' but causing different, and usually less stinky, human secretions, the 'moist tone' is a myth conjured in the dillusional brain of poor, talentless musicians, in the vein of emo-rockers or boybands, overcompensating for their small phallus and/or lack of true sexual prowess. Also known as a 'songma'or 'smegma tone.'

Wow, Josh must think that his new hit, 'You Raise Me Up' is going to be the ultimate moist tone when it gets played on Soft Rock 91.78 FM.

by [e-mail] July 22, 2008

naturally-toned

Fat

"I'm not pudgy/overweight/obese/jabba -- I'm 'naturally-toned'"

by GrumpyDoc November 27, 2011