traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

traffucked

to be stuck in traffic and not be happy about it, but resigned.

Sorry, gonna be late.. totally traffucked at the moment.

by Loz Harbinger July 15, 2017

traffuck

traffic jam

We were cruising along and all of a sudden got stuck in traffuck.

Can also be a verb. The act of getting stuck in traffuck. (example) We were making great time and then got traffucked.

by Johnny Goodheart November 8, 2017

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.

Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life

by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017

Traffuck

When you and your girl have sex while stuck in traffic. Chances of it being oral are 96%

Bro: Yo, how she get pregnant?
You: We were traffucking on the way to work that morning on the Expressway I-91

by Clarkie Kentzel March 10, 2018

Traffic

A term used to describe something gay

1: Dude, my mom said I can’t go to the movie
2: Damn, that’s such traffic

by Traffic’s for gays April 6, 2018