F.T.P. is the acronym for the term "Fuck Tha Police" which was actually coin in the year 1988 by the late, great, American rap artist...Mr. Eazy-E! (RIP)
Fuck Tha Police or F.T.P. is a song by rap group NWA that was written in 1988! "In the case of NWA vs. The Police Department.....Fuck Tha Police!"
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A Norwegian term short for "Tar da på sikt", wich means that you don't know if you wanna do/join whatever the other person are talking about.
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Often used when you dont wanna do something, but don't want so say no. A kind of excuse.
A Norwegian term short for "Tar da på sikt", wich means that you don't know if you wanna do/join whatever the other person are talking about.
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Often used when you dont wanna do something, but don't want so say no. A kind of excuse.
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Dennis: " Should we meet later?"
Jonas: " I think I have to work, im not sure, tps."
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Kokjen: " Wanna go with me to church today?"
Pavoboy: " Ehhhh... tps"
Dennis: " Should we meet later?"
Jonas: " I think I have to work, im not sure, tps."
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Kokjen: " Wanna go with me to church today?"
Pavoboy: " Ehhhh... tps"
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Named for the Nirvana song Territorial Pissings in reference to the line 'just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'
Charatarized by a full-blown case of paranoia with a slight possibility that someone might actually be out to get you.
Named for the Nirvana song Territorial Pissings in reference to the line 'just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you'
Charatarized by a full-blown case of paranoia with a slight possibility that someone might actually be out to get you.
Me: ...so i concluded that Major League Baseball was reading my 'bad thoughts' via satellite feed, from the microchip the aliens implanted in my neck!
Psychiatrist: Very interesting. A few miligrams haloperidol daily should cure that up. Has anything else been troubling you recently?
Me: Well, I'm pretty sure the religious nut next door is going through my trash trying to find evidence of satanic rituals and gauging my drinking habbits. And, recently, I've seen him stockpiling lighterfluid daily with his pick-up. At this point, I suspect he's planning on burning my house down with me in it.
Psychiatrist: Well, it's not entirely impossible, especially since you have 'Infant Sacrifice, Lord Beelzubub' tattooed on the back of your bald head. However, since you're a complete wackjob, I'm penciling it into your case file under TPS and uping you meds.
Me: Oh cool.
Psychiatrist: Very interesting. A few miligrams haloperidol daily should cure that up. Has anything else been troubling you recently?
Me: Well, I'm pretty sure the religious nut next door is going through my trash trying to find evidence of satanic rituals and gauging my drinking habbits. And, recently, I've seen him stockpiling lighterfluid daily with his pick-up. At this point, I suspect he's planning on burning my house down with me in it.
Psychiatrist: Well, it's not entirely impossible, especially since you have 'Infant Sacrifice, Lord Beelzubub' tattooed on the back of your bald head. However, since you're a complete wackjob, I'm penciling it into your case file under TPS and uping you meds.
Me: Oh cool.
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1. A girl, usually angry, furious, or livid, who takes out her emotion by wreaking havoc on her surroundings.
2. A large herd of females, usually found in pursuit of a male for many reasons, including his good looks, previous douchebag actions, or participation in a Japanese prank.
2. A large herd of females, usually found in pursuit of a male for many reasons, including his good looks, previous douchebag actions, or participation in a Japanese prank.
Phil: "Brian, Bro, what happened to your face?"
Brian: "Let's just say... I tried breaking up with Kellie, and I felt the wrath of the Tpunami... girl can definitely throw a punch."
Chris: "Gawd, sometimes I feel cursed to be Canadian and have gorgeous blonde hair."
Gabe: "What in the world makes you say that?"
Chris: "I just spent the past hour running from a tpunami... apparently some teeny boppers thought I was The Biebs and decided to chase me, trying to get my autograph... fml."
Brian: "Let's just say... I tried breaking up with Kellie, and I felt the wrath of the Tpunami... girl can definitely throw a punch."
Chris: "Gawd, sometimes I feel cursed to be Canadian and have gorgeous blonde hair."
Gabe: "What in the world makes you say that?"
Chris: "I just spent the past hour running from a tpunami... apparently some teeny boppers thought I was The Biebs and decided to chase me, trying to get my autograph... fml."
by Macleeeee August 30, 2011
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Guy 1: have you heard about windows 11?
Guy 2: cant install it, it says i need tpm 2.0
Microsoft: ha what a noob u dont have security
Guy 2: cant install it, it says i need tpm 2.0
Microsoft: ha what a noob u dont have security
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