Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 02, 2019

Touch Lad

What is usually said to show that a feeling of respect is mutual or to show thanks, this is generally followed by bumping knuckles together with the other person.

Person 1: "Orr! I'm gonners lad!"
Person 2: "Touch lad!"
*touch fists*

by Drewwy310 November 04, 2010

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 09, 2020

ledge touching

When you accidentally send a seductive text to a school group chat and have to cover up your bad actions.

Does it make you nervous when I touch your ledge.

Ledge touching

by Amy2155 April 24, 2017

Trumps touch

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

touch of gray

when a person of the male origin has a streak of gray in his hair which makes him overconfident

did you just see that guy with the touch of gray?
yeah he just hit on like three girls in a row!

by sillynilly321321 May 03, 2011

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019