Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021

Toot

A bong rip

“Hey can you bless me a toot?”
“Yeah of course mate, take a whippersnapper”

by Marshall Erickson: Big Fudge November 10, 2020

toot

noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)

The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)

by PhilUK January 17, 2022

Toots

When someone farts a lot they are usually nicknamed toots. They’re usually smaller in stature.

Omg he farts all day long! We should call him toots from now on!

by Smellyfeetstina February 13, 2019

bungle toot

the outermost rim of the anus. The butt hole.

She shit so much her bungle toot was sore.

by eagletoot November 6, 2010

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 25, 2018