tongue joust

A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.

Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.

Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?

Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?

by El Duderowski June 16, 2011

tongue-wrestling

When you're forcefully making out with someone and regular french-kissing just isn't kinky enough. Attempting to pin opponent's tongue for three seconds or more. Victor proclaims the most powerful tongue in the land, and after he/she is permitted to do a lil dancey dance while exclaiming "Huzzah!".

Zack: "Hey Charlie, I heard you were talking mad shit tonight. You think you wanna settle the score with a tongue-wrestling match?"

Charlie: "Hell yeah, huzzah bitch. I'm ready."

*Zack and Charlie leave the room and passionately tongue-wrestle*

by wrestlemania69 February 21, 2021

blue tongue

the result of eating out a person with blue waffle.

ew this one chick had blue waffle now i got blue tongue.. gross. but i work it.

by dirty piss head October 30, 2010

Tongue Sandwich

When a tongue gets caught whilst giving a girl cunnilingus because she squeezes hard.

Patrick's tongue s hurting after a painful, wet tongue sandwich with his girl.

by G Misk March 6, 2012

silver tongued

Silver tongued:

Someone who has a way with words!

Although he's a total liar, Barack Obama is a silver tongued bastard.

by adickdidtoyou September 21, 2016

Butt Tongue

A slang term for a man's penis. This is normally accompanied by a pair of testicles.

Justin: Man, I think I have an STD on my wang.

Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.

Justin: Butt tongue?

Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.

by evanempire April 15, 2008

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005