tongue joust

A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.

Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.

Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?

Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?

by El Duderowski June 16, 2011

Bung tongue

When u eat a girls ass, you may expirience a nasty taste on your tongue.

those girls in brazil love when guys eat there ass.
Yea, i know... They get that great taste of bung tongue!!!

by Insane V December 9, 2004

blue tongue

the result of eating out a person with blue waffle.

ew this one chick had blue waffle now i got blue tongue.. gross. but i work it.

by dirty piss head October 30, 2010

Tongue Sandwich

When a tongue gets caught whilst giving a girl cunnilingus because she squeezes hard.

Patrick's tongue s hurting after a painful, wet tongue sandwich with his girl.

by G Misk March 6, 2012

silver tongued

Silver tongued:

Someone who has a way with words!

Although he's a total liar, Barack Obama is a silver tongued bastard.

by adickdidtoyou September 21, 2016

Butt Tongue

A slang term for a man's penis. This is normally accompanied by a pair of testicles.

Justin: Man, I think I have an STD on my wang.

Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.

Justin: Butt tongue?

Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.

by evanempire April 15, 2008

tongue-jack

To aggressively lick or kiss a person.

"Tongue-jack my shit-hole"

by Braineel September 22, 2005