Bum Knots

The dermatologist has to pop my bum knots
by Pot lid June 24, 2022
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Nigger Knots

Dirty unwashed hair, mixed with dirt and dog shit to create what is commonly known as dreadlocks. Can usually be found on dirty, unkempt jigaboos or the occasional pro athlete.
Nice nigger knots Jamal. Where'd you get the dog shit to grow them ?
by hawke4me January 19, 2024
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Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason November 20, 2011
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red knot

When two long dick dudes tie them together and then try to pull the knot out until it becomes a bloody mess. Red knot!
I walked in on my roommate yesterday and he and his boyfriend had their dicks tied together and were pulling apart, it was a bloody mess!! It looked like a Red Knot!!
by booker t washington October 17, 2015
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Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
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