sean jacobs

the best kid around, he has the biggest, coolest afro, and the best, dopey little smile. he will always make your day 1000x better, he may piss you off but in the end you know everything will be fine. he also has the dumbest jokes, and they make no sense but just laugh at them anyways because he is cute!

Bailey; "I love you, Sean Jacobs"

by litbailey March 15, 2017

sean promise

A declaration or assurance made by a person who bumps into footballers all the time.

Everyone in Liverpool knows that a Sean promise is a real promise.

Jurgen Klopp is a close friend and I will bump into Jordan Pickford soon. A Sean promise is a real promise.

by bluebill October 19, 2020

sean breen

kick ass motha fucka

bill: dude, that guy pulled a gun and i went all sean breen and killed him

by dice-k matsublackguy July 6, 2011

Sean Wright

The hottest man alive. He’s honestly so attractive like please choke me daddy thank you goodbye. Jk I have more to say. Um so basically he is perfect and I want him to step on me please god oh please mmmmmmmmmm yes.

Sean Wright makes my hole wet.

by Rice and Shine October 24, 2019

sean promise

the biggest promise a man can make, usually used by shithouse liverpool fans who carry round a purse.

i sean promise that ill have your nan sniffing lemo by midnight.

by lewis joyce October 20, 2020

sean kotevski

have you seen this mans isosceles triangle ass head lmaoo. bro's head is a spike and has a clapped hairline

have you seen sean kotevski's head? bro that shit can stab you

by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs June 21, 2022

Sussy Sean

A closeted male, who in defense of his lack of masculine appearance will spend an inordinate amount of time, pursuing female attention, often making everyone involved uncomfortable.

Hey, look at that dude grinding on Stacy, what a Sussy Sean.
Bro, Adam keeps trying to kiss Steve, bro. He's definitely a Sussy Sean.
Yo, keep your hands off my cock! You Sussy Sean.

by Sussy Sean October 22, 2022