Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!

by Big man harry June 9, 2021

Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020

Regan evans

A stuck up nonce who hangs out with an Ellie Evans and other chavs. She is a disgrace.

Person 1: she looks like a Regan Evans

Person 2: Oh! looks like evolution fucked up again.

by Randomlesbianwholikeerin December 13, 2021

Evan Bailey

An utter genius and amazing person all round. A very famous person.

That awesome kid is a real Evan Bailey

by roflcopterlolzburger September 6, 2011

Evan Peters

THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. deserves all the awards

Cody Fern: i don’t eat any buddah
Fans: Evan Peters puts lord of butter in his coffee

by mrs.max1m0ff June 26, 2021

Rich Evans

Verb: Rich Evansed - This verb is named after the man of Red Letter Media fame: To be spooky accurate in predicting where a story's plot will go next.

Yeah, I watched the latest M. Night Shyamalan flick and Rich Evansed the whole thing!

by OrchardSin June 29, 2021