Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 07, 2020

Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!

by Big man harry June 09, 2021

Evan Peters

THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. deserves all the awards

Cody Fern: i don’t eat any buddah
Fans: Evan Peters puts lord of butter in his coffee

by mrs.max1m0ff June 26, 2021

evan hannon

A guy with a massive penis

Daniel: woah... evan hannon has a massive dingalong

by Primarkhoodie April 02, 2021

Tristan Evans

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.

Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree

by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018

Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

sharpay evans

the only person in all of high school musical who isn't incredibly fucked up. look up the hashtag #sharpaywasnotthevillain and you'll understand

1- sharpay evans annoys me so much bro
2- are you kidding? she was not the villain!

by hotsexygay September 16, 2020