Thought

After the act of pissing in front of a child

I Just Thought.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. September 30, 2021

thoughtful gag

A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.

"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."

by CoffeeMoogle October 6, 2014

frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish

Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon

by Vest23 March 26, 2018

Self-conscious thought

They load on to the same circuits as negative emotion! So they're the same thing!

Hym "Which is a ridiculous thing to say... It's like saying '2 Broke Girls is on the same channel as Young Sheldon! They're functionally the same show! They wouldn't be on the same channel if they weren't the same show!' and that's ridiculous. Preposterous even! So, self-conscious thoughts are still not the same as negative emotion but it would be convenient for you for people to view thinking about themselves as a negative thing."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2023

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler January 14, 2018

rape thoughts

Wtf is wrong with you

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest

by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018