Thong

A shoe lace that chafes your butt in seconds flat! Usually only used on special occasions! 😉

Man my thong is all the ways up my butt

by $&@##.234 October 3, 2017

Chip thong

Item used by exotic dancers, more of an accessory than clothing. Barely covers the vulva, and nothing else. Available in many styles, colors and shapes. Usually includes clear string sides, to give the appearance of nudity.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper's wearing a chip thong!
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'

by N@than December 30, 2005

Armrest Thong

A term used to refer to someone who is so obese that their enormous ass is too large to fit in one seat, and must therefore occupy two, usually achieved by awkwardly straddling the armrest. This person is considered to be wearing an armrest thong. See also: Assassination

Obese man: Do you have anymore seats available for this flight?
Receptionist: We do... but you'll have to wear an armrest thong.

Guy: This armrest smells like ass!
Stewardess: Al Roker was sitting there the last trip.
Guy: In which seat?
Stewardess: Both.

by studio5insomniac October 22, 2010

thingamajick

A completely incomprehensible part of a gadget that has no apparent function but is still required

When I took of this thingamajick, it stopped working

by muted April 20, 2004

thingamawhatsit

The sweet roundess that we call, the earth

We live on the umm.. thingamawhatsit

by Sashi April 21, 2005

beer thong

A variation on an ice luge substituting a person's asscrack for the block of ice. The act requires two people to complete successfully. Typically the first participant will position their mouth at the base of the asscrack of the second participant. Then beer will be poured down the asscrack into the mouth of the first participant.

In its original conception the act was strictly homosexual in that both participants were to be male. Often times a reacharound was added to increase the homosexuality of it. In theory it is not limited to male participation only.

George much prefers to do beer thongs with reacharounds instead of beer bongs.

by Vladiator October 17, 2008

Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie

u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 26, 2003