wet pillow

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair while they sleep.

Al just gave Austin a wet pillow, it was awesome

by Al_Tal July 17, 2011

Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

snoaking wet

Wet to the bone from rolling around in the snow or getting pummeled by snowballs.

Spring skiing was awesome, but damn we were snoaking wet by the end of the day!

by Frogman Tim January 18, 2009

That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.

Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."

by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016

Wetted Up

knife shanked wet up Bladed

That young lad got wetted up while getting robbed by the elders

by Micky.B. July 1, 2020

Wet Kev

A Wet Kev is were a girl places her legs behind her head and is spun by a number of guys which then cum on her while she is still spinning.

Dave: Hey Lucy do you want a wet kev?

Lucy: I think i'll pass

by Ethan "Dave" Rogers August 1, 2007

Wet Socket

A slutty female. An easy lay. Requires little more than attention to drop them panties.

I hear the new girl in accounting is a wet socket. I'm going to ask her to get a drink after work. I'll let you smell my fingers tomorrow braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017