Tim Beibs

Tim Bits sadly made by Justin Beiber, also it weirdly sounds like a sexual Inuendo.

So called "nicknames": Beibs balls, Beib bits

Brooo, Justin's new Tim Beibs are DISGUSTING.

by NirvanaOnMyMind December 2, 2021

Dirty Tim

When having a threesome, the man pulls out of one woman's ass and goes directly in the mouth of the other woman.

My sister and I were having a threesome with this guy last night and he pulled a Dirty Tim on us. I thought I'd never get the taste out of my mouth.

by Chivas656 May 27, 2023

Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.

Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)

by HoosierMan May 4, 2010

tim federle

Homophobic lazy bitch who can't make a second season right.

I can't believe that Tim Federle made the season finale 20 minutes long!!! We should go and slap his ass right now!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021

Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”

by hSak August 31, 2019

tim and con

short for timid and confident, they’re used in opposition but can be used separately

Ex: I’m feeling pretty tim today because I didn’t get much sleep.
Ex: I’m feeling con, I aced my math test!
Ex: Don’t be tim, be con!
Ex: Tim and con is the best way to describe emotions.

by spookysponge May 21, 2023

Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.

Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.

by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018