Cockmeat surprise

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

by Shadow55 July 15, 2009

BM Surprise

A fart with a lump in it. See also Hershey Squirt or Skidder Dribble.

Todd went to break wind during dinner and caught a little bit of Wind Pudding otherwise known as a BM Surprise.

by Dr. Spicoli September 5, 2008

Surprise Sex

Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.

I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either

by NWTF April 1, 2008

october surprise

When doing a girl doggy style, just before you blow your load...You smash a pumpkin over her head! Similar to a donkey punch.

After the Halloween party, I grabbed the jack-o-latern and gave that girl an october surprise.

by jelly tug October 18, 2008

tranny surprise

When you find out that the person you thought was a dude or a chick turns out to be the opposite. You find out they have a vagina instead of a penis. Therefore, you get a tranny suprise.

Vitale wouldnt show his dick so mary was getting a little worried. She caught him buck naked in the shower and finally saw why he was so secretive and abnormal about showing his dick. He had a little 'tranny surprise' downstairs.

by Barnabus.. May 12, 2008

yellow surprise

When you wake up, and discover that a Chinese man is engaging in sexual intercourse with you.

Last night I got a yellow surprise. It scared the crap out of me!

by Petey B. May 28, 2006

mormon surprise

a delicious drink made by mixing grape juice and vodka sometimes ginger ale is added in the mix to give things a kick. Its name comes from the fact that mormons cannot drink liquor so for a nice surprise slip ur mormon friend some "grape juice" then tell them what it really is and SURPRISE!

Mormon: this grape juice is delicious
Guy 1: That's not JUST grape juice it's vodka too!
Mormon: *spits it out*
Guy 1: SURPRISE!

by SSTrunks February 6, 2004