Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

face spank

a spank to the face.

That little bitch just got the face spank,now he is crying.(suck it up Richie)

by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004

tat spanked

when you have been a bad boy and you get slapped by a tit

You've been a naughty boy now bend over and get tat spanked...momma no!!!!!!!!!!

by guh1111 June 27, 2006

spank the frank

spank the frank is well... spanking the frank

i was spanking my frank then your mom walked in lol

by jeff x May 4, 2005

Spanked in the Face

Beating someone up for being an idiot

You say that again and ur gonna get spanked in the face

by chris james March 9, 2007

Spank the Rickey

To take a shower or bath.

"Ho you stank, spank the Rickey!"

"Spankin' the Rickey time!"

by Mandarr July 20, 2006

spank tank

Whatever sexual thoughts a guy is having when he is masturbating.

"Damn she's hot. I gotta put her in my spank tank."

by Tomahhtoe July 20, 2009