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five-shake

An awkward physical greeting where one party comes in for the high five, but attempts to retreat to a handshake resulting in the embarrassing vertical hand shake otherwise known as a five-shake.
Did you see that geezer five-shake Jeremy? What a tool-bag.
by testing123 January 2, 2009
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nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).
Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."
by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015
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Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023
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Semen Shake

This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.
Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.
by Semen demen October 29, 2017
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Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.
Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.
by thebusishere May 3, 2018
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Alien Shake

A viral dance move created by Ray Jr. and featured on Episode 1, Season 1 of Disney Channel's Fam Jam with Choreographer Phil Wright.
Let's film a Tik Tok after practice of us doing the Alien Shake!
by Dance Mania February 27, 2020
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shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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