Pulling an Austin

Verb - A phrase used to describe a person or action of such density and/or idiocy that it must be shared with others, commonly through social media. Also see "retard", "fuckwit" and "facepalm".

''I'm pulling an Austin; Jimmy just tried to call himself using his own phone and the people of the internet must be told. ''

by Lasisalunatic May 14, 2013

Pulled a nerd

Typing out an entire post, response, text message, ect. only to delete it before submitting it.

I was going to submit this definition last week but I pulled a nerd.

by WelcometoOceania May 22, 2013

Pulled a Romo

When someone’s prediction of an event happens exactly as it was stated.

An exceptional prognostication, usually pertaining to a football play or series of plays.

Did you hear Tony predict that touchdown because he really ‘Pulled a Romo’ there.

by Jamie Immanuel January 21, 2019

Pulling a Benji

When someone generally misunderstands social behavior as a whole as has an unnatural degree of innocence still left in them. These instances are categorized by naivety and general ignorance about the topic at hand. Also relates to: being overly optimistic about a situation or society as a whole.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm getting so hammered tonight."
Person 2: "That sounds like it would hurt..."
Person 1: "I can't believe you're pulling a Benji on me right now. You're not coming with us."

by frenchinginfrance May 16, 2013

Pull a Yuki

You want to commit not living.

Lili: "Man, school is so tough... it makes me wanna pull a yuki."
Melody: "Oh yeah that sucks... but don't really do it though."

by G.Y.Miya December 8, 2020

Pulling a Megan

to pull a random act of confidence without having a plan and not regretting it afterwards

Oh wow! Pulling a Megan actually got me a prom date!

by e.is.me March 2, 2017

pulling a dwayne

is when, just before or in the middle of sex, a person has a panic attack, starts crying, or runs out of the room naked because of nonsensical emotional distress (a person who is upset because they are being hurt/forced/etc does not count, only if they want the sex and panic because they are about to get it).

This can also be used for any panic attack or tears that occur when a person is getting exactly what they want.

This act is referred as "pulling a dwayne". Somewhat offensive term.

Two people who have had a crush on each other for months finally get in bed. He gets naked, she's almost so. As he's pulling off her underwear, he begins hyperventilating, then runs out of the room naked saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry!" and then spends an hour crying in the shower, leaving her laying there wondering "wtf? Is he pulling a dwayne?"

by Miriana July 19, 2010