The Patriots

P. Pay
A. All
T. The

R. Refs
I. In
O. Order
T. To
S. Succeed

If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to

by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus March 4, 2019

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.

The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023

Patriot

secret service code name for WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

Z Patriot

A Russian Person who is Zombified by their favorite President, resulting in the amount of coping with watching Russian Propaganda every single day, to the point where their brains are non existant, they're also Snowflakes, as if you try talking shit about their favorite President, Country and Beliefs, they will quickly get angry and yell at you with straight up slurs, they also call you a "Nazi" for basically hating them.

A Local German: Man, Russia is such a shitty place that i ain't going here

Z Patriot: YOU DON'T LIKE RUSSIA?, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE LIKE HITLER YOU STUPID NAZI.

by Alexballsdrinker2230 June 21, 2025

trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.

Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.

by Moronica February 19, 2025

social media patriot

A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.

Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?

Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”

by 2ANJ October 14, 2018

Patriot

Someone who voted for Trump because "At least he isn't democrat".

Yes, I am a modern-day patriot. I gave in my bumpstocks to the government because I don't really need them and Red Flag laws can't possibly be that bad.

by bumpstock go brrrrrr September 20, 2020