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Alaskan Mudslide

Fuck someone (male or female) up the ass. Dribble the mixture out of the anus on to the delivery guy. Tame on the back , casual on the chest , edgy on the face. Could be on another player.
Alaskan Mudslide-Alaskan MudssslllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeWheeeeeee!
by ShakesTC September 28, 2023
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Missouri Mudslide

When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.
I gave Lisa next door the best Missouri mudslide you ever seen.
by Nsmallz011 October 6, 2023
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Maryvale Mudslide

When someone, usually out of anger or revenge, defecates on their sexual partner while they are in a deep sleep, most times passed out drunk. When that person wakes up and takes a whiff it reminds them of the time they were at an abandoned house in Maryvale with no plumbing and a toilet full of squatter feces. Then they realize it's them that smells like squatter feces from the abandoned house in Maryvale. Similar to Guadalupe Wake Up Call only not restricted to hotel/motel rooms. (See Guadalupe wake up call)
Damn homie, this morning my sister's room smelled like an outhouse was brought inside. When I asked her what the fuck that smell was she said you must've given her a Maryvale Mudslide before you left this morning. If you guys are going to be fighting, you can't come over anymore.
by Chinooks64 July 14, 2023
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Arctic mudslide

The act of freezing a cup of diarrhea and the placing it on your partner’s chest while having sexual intercourse. As it melts it resembles a mudslide
Hey man I gave her the arctic mudslide last night I think she loved it
by Sick fuck 82 July 28, 2023
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Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.
“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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Mississippi Mudslide

The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.

This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.

There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
by Rimmulus the Wise April 2, 2024
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Colombian Mudslide

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.
Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.
by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024
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