Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

Social Media Masochist

A person who derive emotional gratification from their own pain or humiliation, on social media.

They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.

by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022

silver hill media

A premium bicycle movie making company that out shines its competitors with excellent quality.

Did you see the latest edit by Silver hill media? How are they so good and all the other companies like Anthill films and Freeride entertainment so bad compared to them?

by Clay Porter February 23, 2014

Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.

Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.

by Coco Standley February 4, 2021

social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

social media bitch

A girl that’s too interested in getting likes and maintaining a personal image rather than focusing on a career and the more important things in life.

Jackie is such a social media bitch she rather post pictures of her in a bikini then her getting a check.

by CALIHUSTLER July 24, 2020

windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005