Used to describe a traffic jam or traffic congestion due to road work, funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009. This roadwork is often pointless and inefficient, but gets done anyway because the state has to fulfill a quota, otherwise it won't get equivalent funding during the next government handout cycle.
Now that exit 5 is being repaired, Joe's has to use exit 6 and go out of his way. Even though Joe's house is just three blocks past exit 5, using exit 5 would result in a 20 minute delay, thanks to the Stimulus Jam right below it.
The unexpected Stimulus Jam on I-95 resulted in crawling traffic and an extra hundreds of gallons to be burned.
The unexpected Stimulus Jam on I-95 resulted in crawling traffic and an extra hundreds of gallons to be burned.
by bpipic April 23, 2010
A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.
The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.
by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008
by Midnight Vixen October 04, 2008
I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.
When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole
When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole
by Curlynanner April 07, 2018
by bobfuckupamust March 09, 2010
a song that a guy and girl will get turned on by and will cause them to soon engage in sexual actions like the abe lincoln
by jessica+moo March 31, 2007
When a male motorcyclist hits the brakes harder or more frequently than he should in order to have his female passenger thrust her womanhood into his back. Otherwise known as a cheap thrill.
The perv motorcycle rider frequently braked harder than normal in order to have get a Boob Jam from his big breasted passenger.
by Jamin-mon July 14, 2008