Yogurt

How to say hello to a friend named gurt

John: yogurt
Gurt: yo

by ff69 May 18, 2025

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy

Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11

by fizzics235 September 8, 2023

yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021

yogurt out

Misspelled word of "You get out". Mistyped by Michael from the YouTube channel FGTeeV

Person 1: I just walked in here, am I allowed-?

Person 2: YOGURT OUT!

by Dylan Lenivy June 6, 2024