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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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Don't make a village

If your friends or family are cringy asf you can say "Don't make a village" what actually means "Don't be so cringy"
Your parents are arguing with homeless person and you can say "Don't make a village guys"
by HumanitySucksBro March 12, 2021
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village asshole

by Fuck2013 May 16, 2022
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detour village

shitty small town in the up michigan. nothing to do but drive around and drink
person 1: hey wanna go to detour village for the summer?
person 2: no.
by pioooosmdn September 16, 2021
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Yees village

Wow
Amazing

Memory loss
Scared/ horny matrix out of whack
I don’t remember shit after yees village last night
by TownsendhouZ February 4, 2024
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nitwit villager

The first 2 letters are from a swer therefore it is exactly liek it and1!11!111!!1!!!
Black guy: My friend just committed a genocide against nitwit villagers.
Guy: That's Minecraft!
by KeepYourselfSafeOrElse June 13, 2022
mugGet the nitwit villagermug.

villager complex

When someone who comes from a small country becomes extremely defensive about being called a villager for their "backwards thinking".
You're mad that I suggested you neuter your cat? You won't do it because you think it will take away his manhood? You must have a villager complex.
by 4skin gamer January 5, 2021
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