When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen
Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
by Shadow55 July 15, 2009
When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.
Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.
I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.
I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.
by WSUPDEN August 01, 2009
Todd went to break wind during dinner and caught a little bit of Wind Pudding otherwise known as a BM Surprise.
by Dr. Spicoli July 10, 2006
by NWTF April 02, 2008
When doing a girl doggy style, just before you blow your load...You smash a pumpkin over her head! Similar to a donkey punch.
by jelly tug August 30, 2008
When you find out that the person you thought was a dude or a chick turns out to be the opposite. You find out they have a vagina instead of a penis. Therefore, you get a tranny suprise.
Vitale wouldnt show his dick so mary was getting a little worried. She caught him buck naked in the shower and finally saw why he was so secretive and abnormal about showing his dick. He had a little 'tranny surprise' downstairs.
by Barnabus.. May 12, 2008
by Petey B. May 23, 2006