“The most literal answer is the best”
Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 2, 2020

Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2021

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."
by Irenical May 6, 2011

by Spoonman-best superhero February 8, 2022

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.
Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.
Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.
Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better
by Paula Harris September 11, 2013

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021
