Rocky Road Head

It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.

Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”

by HelplessButter October 29, 2019

Rocky

rocky is a kinez looking mf who needs to get hit by a truck . he can’t speak english at all. drives a audi and ain’t know it had wifi that’s how slow he is .

“oh shit it’s that idiot rocky !”

by dinohater123 September 9, 2021

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 8, 2022

Rocky Mountain Goodness

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.

"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"

by Gino DaFinksta August 31, 2007

Rocky Road Bumbkin

A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!

She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!

by Khaki86 October 9, 2023

Rocky Mountain Mudslide

When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.

I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.

by Hasaakii March 17, 2017

Rocky Ralph

It's an alcoholic drink made with Rocky Road ice cream and Bailey's Irish Cream.

Ralph: "Hey, you thirsty? How 'bout a Rocky Ralph?"

Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."

Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."

Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"

R+B slainte

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010