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grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world
Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*
by emmyandlola June 9, 2023
mugGet the grammar policemug.

Police Theater

An organized attempt by demonstrators to provoke police into over-reacting through the use of aggressive taunts, thrown projectiles, and property damage, thereby creating a media spectacle.
After dumpsters were set on fire, the demonstration quickly deteriorated into police theater.
by Fischbyne April 21, 2021
mugGet the Police Theatermug.

sneeze police

a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):
person: *achoo*

sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...
by g8rgoesgr8r February 9, 2019
mugGet the sneeze policemug.

SMEAD Police

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.
Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”
by Dick Walski October 30, 2019
mugGet the SMEAD Policemug.

asmr police

the asmr police who like asmr
ASMR police 1 whispering,take the shot
ASMR police 2:i cant hear you
by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
mugGet the asmr policemug.

insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
mugGet the insta policemug.

name police

Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.
Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.
by ChameleonDragon May 10, 2018
mugGet the name policemug.

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