Did you see those 50 to 100 ghost face charaters stab 5000 civilians to death in that pubic mob horror short fim? Me neither
by Patrick the Starfish001 February 16, 2023

by pepperppmaint June 8, 2022

Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.
by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

by Cantaloupe Jones April 11, 2023

The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.
Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024

Descendants of the Oompa Loompas. A little person. Usually under 5'7. Has abs of steel and their hair is never messy.
by Herbalife hulk October 22, 2013
