A fresh take on an old classic - following quickly after the ejaculation part of the traditional creampie, and while still fully erect, the dude urinates inside said creampied hole to create a rich, golden slurry that then oozes out, thus creating the Golden Creaampie.
Side note: the Golden Creampie can also be attained by ejaculating and pissing simultaneously, though this maneuver takes much training and zen mastery.
Side note: the Golden Creampie can also be attained by ejaculating and pissing simultaneously, though this maneuver takes much training and zen mastery.
Yo, see that brunette over there? I wouldn't that just Creampie that ass, I'd Golden Creampie that shit.
by Chief Wataguh June 24, 2016
Get the Golden Creampiemug. While a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make 'moose antlers'. Before he finishes, a group of Chris Farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.
"Good thing I had my thumbs in my ears during that Golden Moose. That one Chris Farley look-a-like tried to piss in my ear."
There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
by cheeks rodeo May 25, 2010
Get the golden moosemug. by 12dht February 6, 2020
Get the golden nectarmug. An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.
Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.
Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.
The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.
Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.
The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
“You betcha!”
“Golden Wonder?”
“You betcha!”
by Mark Curtis April 6, 2005
Get the golden wondermug. Golden is a city 7 miles West of Denver that is home to a friendly community. The town
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."
Hey man, I went to Golden, Colorado the other day. There are some really nice people over there. They aren't jerks.
Shut the fuck up, Bill.
Shut the fuck up, Bill.
by WillieThePooh April 21, 2015
Get the golden, coloradomug. This is the term used by campers and adventures to help remove flies from their campsite whilst sleeping.
By defecating in the corner of the campsite, and mixing it with urine, this concoction will effectively draw all insects and flies away from the respective camper, therefore allowing for a more relaxing sleep.
This mixture of urine and excrement used for the purposes of attracting insects is known as the Golden Foxglove
By defecating in the corner of the campsite, and mixing it with urine, this concoction will effectively draw all insects and flies away from the respective camper, therefore allowing for a more relaxing sleep.
This mixture of urine and excrement used for the purposes of attracting insects is known as the Golden Foxglove
Andrew couldn't sleep whilst camping in the Amazon, so he had to resort to brewing a Golden foxglove in the corner to remove the flies from his face. Luckily he had beans that night
by juniorShrimp April 23, 2010
Get the Golden Foxglovemug. Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.
It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 3, 2005
Get the Golden Rulemug.