I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.
by VA31 November 21, 2020
Get the Giant Vanillamug. 
The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
Get the GIANT HORSE CONCHmug. by ilovejapaneseanal69 February 3, 2024
Get the giant monster ballsmug. This is the brand that the giant brand stores tend to offer. People tend to associate these products with words such as shitty and cheap. But let me just elaborate and say that this is not the case. Imagine this scenario let's say you had the option to pay for a box of cereal. One option is 4 dollars the other is 2 dollars, they are both literally the same thing. If you would go for the 4 dollar option...I have nothing to say to you, but if you are like me and would go for the 2 dollar option then you would definitely enjoy buying giant brand items. In summary they are quality goods for a better price.
person 1: Hey man lets get some (insert mainstream company) cereal!
person 2: Hell nah brah lets get dat Giant brand cereal!
Person 1: But (insert mainstream company) has puzzles on their box!
person 2: it's the same cereal! You just pay 2 extra dollars for a box design they haven't changed in years.
person 1: alright I guess you are right.. giant brand is better.
person 2: Hell nah brah lets get dat Giant brand cereal!
Person 1: But (insert mainstream company) has puzzles on their box!
person 2: it's the same cereal! You just pay 2 extra dollars for a box design they haven't changed in years.
person 1: alright I guess you are right.. giant brand is better.
by president of giant November 10, 2013
Get the Giant brandmug. 
A move from the game 'Rumbleverse' that yeets the enemy away. Usually paired with punchline, kick or mist.
by Local Dominoes December 5, 2022
Get the Giant Swingmug.