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Gnob Goblin

An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”

“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019
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friction goblin

someone that wants more and more money and uses people to get free money
stop rubbing your hands, you friction goblin!!
by murloc05 March 20, 2019
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Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019
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Starbucks goblin

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.
by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019
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Goblin cult

a group of weird strangers becoming a family
by Gmar September 15, 2019
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Chat goblins

People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.
-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins
by Sum ok m8 December 1, 2017
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uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch
by My slaying queen May 6, 2018
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