Christmas Lightmare

The inevitable tangled mess of Christmas lights.

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.

by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015

Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain

Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.

by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015

Christmas Eveve

the day before Christmas Eve, 23 December.

"There were already presents under the tree on Christmas eveve."

by imma_redbull04 December 23, 2014

Bachmann Christmas

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.

Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.

by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014

drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.

Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.

by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009

Christmas cash

When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.

ex 1:

Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!

Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.

ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!

by Michaelwuzheer December 21, 2009

Christmas Girl

The girls and boys you see walking around school that first day back from Christmas break who are wearing all of their new things they got for Christmas. Everything matches too well and is a little stiff from being straight out of the box.

I have to wear all of my old clothes so I don't look like a Christmas Girl the first day back from winter break.

OH NO! Look at Mike he's got a shady shirt on with a matching wristband, what a Christmas Girl!

by Laryn January 9, 2009