Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

Rhianna Beard

Rhianna is one the sweetest people in the entire world. Any room she walks into lights up within seconds, she makes you see the silver lining in any situation. Rhianna is more concerned with others than she is with herself and makes sure that everyone is put before her needs. She will be right there whenever you need a hug or a laugh or someone to talk to. When she hurts there is no need for her to tell anyone because only the ones she keeps closest know her truth. Her coffee-coloured brown eyes are the door to her soul, one look and you're enticed, her smile is contagious and her whole personality and looks are just the best, unbeatable! When you find a Rhianna keep a hold of her, she is my rock and world. I don't know what I would have done without her and I am glad that we're still standing after all time. So go and find a Rhianna to complete your life.

Person #1: Who's your best friend?
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...

Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!

by KGhost03 June 2, 2019

Liberty Beard

Liberty Beard (Adj.): When a member of the military doesn't shave on days off, or extended periods of leave or absence.

Guy 1: Hey, are you growing your Liberty beard out this weekend?
Guy 2: Bro I grow my liberty beard out every weekend.

by Liberty75 July 21, 2015

freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.

Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.

by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017

Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009

The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.

after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.

by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015

Advent Beard

An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.

"Dude, I am so growing an Advent beard this year"

by madmax_fargo February 4, 2010