John

Another word for a penis

"Damn, that John was good last night

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

John

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L

John le is hannaj's boyfriend

by barocaro January 14, 2020

john

john is annoying and he picks his nose all the time in math class john thinks he is smart but he realy gets all of his answers from his iphone x that he does not even use

i hate john

by marchin May 16, 2019

John

the standerd white guys name

asked who was John and all th white guys heads turned execpt for Sam

by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017

John

Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.

"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"

by crushinglemons May 7, 2019

John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.

God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him

by Louisecarter December 6, 2019