An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!
Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.
by jeff May 13, 2005

a synonym for mullet. a hairdo most often seen at any of the numerous midwestern state fairs by individuals in barbeque stained wifebeaters, carrying a nine dollar 12 ounce beer in one hand and a grilled turkey leg in the other.
why do you want to go to the midway? all the three-toothed carneys are there sporting their fair doos.
by shemma September 6, 2005

by Parsons111 January 9, 2014

When a girl puts your testicles in her mouth and attempts to speak the proper Queen's English (e.g., "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain).
by Xanderwasadouche May 9, 2018

There are no rules in this bitch. If you get scammed, don't complain. You got lied to? Cry me a lake. This is a cruel world. Don't expect others to be honorable or just. Take advantage of weakness. Always stay one step ahead and get yours by any means.
"Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way. Ski mask way, nigga, ransom notes"
"Fuck a fair one. You know?"
"Fuck a fair one. You know?"
by finesse365 May 16, 2019

Hey mate, hows that new car going,
Hey bro, Na i got ripped off with that 1, i didnt get a fair suck of the sav
Hey bro, Na i got ripped off with that 1, i didnt get a fair suck of the sav
by livingBipolar June 15, 2010
