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Eastern Tech 

A school that's so completely overrated. Everyone in middle school wants to go there and act like getting in determines the fate of your life. The people that got in just assume they are better than you (I would know, I am one). But the entry test was literally about basic 6th grade geometry so you'll pass if you're not too white or too black. despite what people say, it's only a little bit more workload. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has at least a few friends. Cliques? Hell yeah. Sluts/Jocks, Ghetto/Rachet, Smart, AP, Non AP, and probably the biggest one, filipinos. Jesus Christ might as well put a jollibee in this bitch. You will likely date a a Filipino, but it's ok, they are fine as fuck. You may have trouble finding your clique, but you'll get there, and may even fall into a couple. Teachers are assholes, no matter what you've heard. To teachers, if you're not in AP, you will be homeless. Rarely any fights, the people that talk shit are too white to do anything else. If you make a name for yourself, you will thrive. Pick your friends wisely, and just a heads up, Asian friends are the best. Oh yeah, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL. Want to try out for the soccer team? You'll probably get in, which means nothing though. No teacher or principle or guidance counselor will understand your problems, which is why I put even more emphasis on making good friends. The magnets are pretty ok, but unless you do IT or engineering, you mean nothing. Good luck!
Kid 1: you go to eastern tech?

Kid 2: yeah
Kid 1: I'm so sorry. But also, fuck you.
In the game "Dead by Daylight", a player by the name of CJ created a tech, and thus it had been named after him.

To preform a CJ Tech, you need: a pallet, a slugged teammate, and a flashlight. Make sure your teammate is on the side of the pallet that the killer is on, then once the killer tries to kick the pallet, vault it. This will cause them to instead, pick up your teammate, in which case, you can vault back to the other side and get an easy flashlight save.

Search "cj tech" on YouTube to see this visually.
"He's down'd at a pallet, I'm gonna go for the cj tech!"
cj tech by PocketEGirl August 12, 2021
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Band Repair Tech 

Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.
James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.
Band Repair Tech by bandrepairs February 3, 2010

Georgia Tech 

Georgia Tech is a good school for undergraduates IF YOU ARE REALLY SMART. Do not go there if you are an average student you will not have a good time. You will study your ass off and still fail. If you are reading this and disagree with me than you are probably a smart person and I envy you. Not everyone can be smart like you asshole! Yeah I'm talking to you!

I go there and I was in way over my head. I have pulled many all nighters trying to study for the classes and I still end up failing.

If you get into Georgia Tech that does not mean that you can do the course work. It would be better to go to a smaller school and get your undergrad and then get your masters at Georgia Tech. Georgia Tech is a trap school for people like me. I could go on about it, but why bother.

Positives: Campus life is fun even though a lot of people there are introverts and socially awkward so it is hard to start a conversation with people and there is a lot to do in Atlanta. People complain about the girls, but they are not that bad.
ME. I am an engineering student there. I am an example of what happens to a person who only has average intelligence and they go to Georgia Tech. I am now a depressed self-loathing loser.
Georgia Tech by DepressedYellowJacket September 23, 2012

virginia tech massacre 

On April 16th, 2007, a lone gunman perpetrated two shootings at Virginia Tech, resulted in 32 dead and 30 injured.
The motives for the killings may never be known, but the victims will never be forgotten in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

My sincerest apologies to the families and friends of the dearly departed.
The Virginia Tech Massacre will forever be remembered.
Hi tech is a Pharmaceutical company that produces codeine with promethazine solution
Hi-tech in the sprite
Hi-Tech by Pussyblob July 27, 2021

Georgia Tech 

A drinking school with a engineering problem
At Georgia Tech 100% of the student body drinks 60% get engineering degrees.