bait and switch

during the act of intercourse from the rear, the man fakes an orgasm by spitting on her back, and then letting her have it in the face once she turns around.
i gave that whore the bait and switch when i blew my muck in her grill!
by stueyscott June 23, 2005
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Michigan Switch

When a group of men (presumably gay men) form a circle and put one thumb in his mouth and the other thumb in the guy's rectum in front of him. At some point, the men switch thumbs. Hmmm....nutty.....
At the campfire, the guys formed a circle and did the Michigan Switch.
by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008
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switch-tittied

Originated from N64's "James Bond", after a good or "gangster" kill occurs, the victim is referred to as being "switch-tittied".

Note: Also refers to the winner of the round being blasted in the chest, point blank, with a gas powered pellet gun.
1: "You just got switch-tittied by a proxy mine"
2: "Remember when you got hella switch-tittied?
3: "You mother fucker, Im going to switch-titty you": BANG, "fuck, i just got switch-tittied"
by Okano Place March 12, 2007
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Flipping the On Switch

Flipping the On Switch is the act of going from lethargy to productivity, but more so in self-improvement than in other ventures, save for buisness. A mental tactic to change one's personality from simpering to being forthcoming and stalwart. Similar to the saying "Kicking it in Gear".
Guy 1: "Ben's performance in the last quarter was pretty bad, but look at him today, his sales are through the roof!"

Guy 2: "Yeap, he must have Flipped the On Switch"

"I really had issues, going from laziness and lieing, making everyone else do things for me and being an all out bum. Then I discovered Flipping the On Switch and I feel great, no laziness, all go-getting ability and nothing but the truth!"
by Yawrood June 16, 2009
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Dungle Switch

A cord or extension of rope that hangs from one's rectum.
Fred: Hey Bill, what's that string coming out of the back of your pants?

Bill: Don't touch that man, that's my dungle switch...
by Joedog727 November 09, 2012
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pistol switch

When you’re pulling a bong and change lighters mid pull in order to get maximum inhalation.
James was pulling a cone but it was packed too tightly so he pistol switched with a jet lighter and sunk it.
by PHAT_MeAt August 16, 2018
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Eisenberg Switch

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.
Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.
by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010
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