not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

Hissho Sushi

Premium sushi sold in grocery stores, airports, hospitals, and universities. Known for the fresh taste and using responsibly sourced seafood. Some say it is the BEST take-away sushi in the world.

Hey Anna! I’m craving sushi for dinner tonight. Let’s pick up Hissho Sushi from the local grocery store!

by Sushi lover November 23, 2021

sushi build up

feelin sick due to various takeout containers & uneaten food

Hakeem: feelin sick after gamin all day

Annah: sushi build up?
Hakeem: sushi build up

by purplefuego June 17, 2023

sushi bazooka

Non-Japanese person who fetishizes Japanese Culture

John only shops at online stores from Japan, what a sushi bazooka

by anylinuxxx June 3, 2024

sushi in Omaha

Something you expect to be awful but it is actually great.

Inspired by the fact that Omaha is supposed to have the best sushi restaurant in the country.

To my great surprise, anal sex ended up being sushi in Omaha

by darwins_finches June 25, 2024

Exchanging sushi

When two women are sending pictures of the vaginas

The girls are exchanging sushi in the other room it's hot as hell

by Sushinami August 8, 2024

sushi roll mode

It's exactly like burrito mode but you put pillows or freinds in the blanket with you.

"Yo bro I'm bored want to turn sushi roll mode?"

by Ballsnfr February 6, 2023