Eternal Suffering

What happens everyday to you, it is like pain but worse to the power of 9 trillion. It WILL happen anywhere like at work, gaming, eating while sitting on a gaming chair at a fancy restaurant while the owner of the restaurant eats your food instead because you wouldn't eat it.

I would rather live with eternal suffering than with you.

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022

fucky wucky surgery wurgery

When the surgeon SERIOUSLY fucked your shit up.

P1: Hey man how did your wisdom teeth removal go?
P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!

by SlenderSword January 3, 2021

Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition

The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.

Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, let’s see if this syringe makes it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

jesus suffering fuck

The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.

Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!

by Grant Hayes May 6, 2005

They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".

I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

by Rrcndkvjeighcjdmmdjcmrmffjjvmf November 25, 2018

tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011

Hop on subway surfers

Where two man play subway surfers together while they are having anal sex

Bob: "Hey, wanna hop on subway surfers"

by UwUGamerBoy_462 April 16, 2022